February 2012
So my mother was bothering me,
Me: Mom, haven't you ever heard of a personal bubble?
Mom: You came from my personal bubble.
Me: ....
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Anonymous asked: you should post them! I'd love to hear more of your voice
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derpingderren replied to your audio post: Someone just throw me off a bridge I think this…
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Anonymous asked: do you have any other audios of yourself singing?
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triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
ihateghostnotingfollow1612th:
noises that my laptop makes for no apparent reason
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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